Expression Kapag May Spaghetti sa Mesa


Italians: Woah! My favorite!
Americans: Oh! It’s dinner time!
Filipinos: Wow, sino may birthday?

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Hindi Ito Bola


May batang sumusungkit ng prutas at kumakanta ng :

”Mahal kita Mahal kita hindi to Bola”

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Bukas Ang Bag Mo


May isang Kano na naglalakad,
nakita ni Juan na bukas ang bag ng Kano..

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Ang Pangit Pwede na Bumaba


Driver pabiro habang palapit sila sa checkpoint.

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Ang Text


BOY: May bf ka ba?
GIRL: Oo. Bakit?
BOY: Loko ka ah. PAPA MO TOH! Lagot ka sakin paguwi mo!

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Red Horse Inuman Promo


Para sa mahilig uminom ng beer dyan.

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Lalabo ang Paningin Kung Putulin ang Tenga


TEACHER: Anong mangyayari pag puputulin ang 1 mong tenga?

BOY: hihina po pandinig ko.

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Walang Pagmamahal sa Sariling Wika


Rizal: Inday, ang hindi marunong magmahal sa sariling wika, ay mas masahol at masangsang pa sa halimaw at malansang isda.

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Pabili sa Tindahan


Inday: Pabili nga po…

Maarteng Tindera: What do you intend to buy in my store?

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Buti Pa Sya


Buti pa ang kalendaryo, may date
Buti pa ang Hersheys, may kisses
Buti pa ang probability, may chance YUNG IBANG TAO, WALA.

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